...I use my cat as my own personal pillow-pet. Even though she hates it. And only suffers through it for about 30 seconds. I still try to trap her and cuddle her. But as everyone knows, cats don’t like to be restrained. They want an escape route. 

 

...I don’t return items to their proper location in the store after I decide I don’t want them. It’s just so much easier to ditch them on a convenient shelf then to traipse back through the store to find the place I pulled it from in the first place. But I always do it stealthily, as if I’m going to get in trouble if someone sees me. Of course, I don’t do this with frozen or refrigerated items, because that’s just gross and unsafe.

 

...I purposely redirect questions. Like when the dentist asks me how often I floss, I tell him, “I know I should do it more often.” 

 

...I waste time by organizing when I should be doing. This is my preferred method of procrastinating. I’m busy, so that must mean I’m being productive. Alas, no.

 

...I buy sugary, kids’ cereals just for myself. Particularly around Halloween. I just can’t seem to resist Count-Chocula, Franken-Berry, and Boo-Berry. Yum.

 

How about you? Got any confessions you’d like to make?